Inner Monologues of the 2014 Urban Outfitters Catalog Models: HOLIDAY EDITION

charlie

karen

Jennie2

marnie

tina

mira melissa

annie

sara

janie

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diane

janine

brianne

Nicole

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116 thoughts on “Inner Monologues of the 2014 Urban Outfitters Catalog Models: HOLIDAY EDITION

  1. Haha, so funny. Great idea to make up stories to create real characters you can kinda identify with (in a been there-way) instead of comparing ourselves!

  2. I haven’t laughed that hard at something in a long time. I forced my husband to listen as I kept reading the “where are my pants”. Love it. You made my day.

  3. “Same damn skirt as the tree” = A++
    Also hysterical in the context that I just bought a red plaid skirt (for women not trees) at Goodwill that I will use as a skirt for my tree.

  4. Melissa’s monologue sounds the perfect setup for a movie. “The Melissa Games: Catching Fire.” Maybe that spark wasn’t quite so unexpected…. *cue ominous chord.*

  5. Hahahaha! If only the advertisers could read this and hang their heads in shame…for stealing everyone’s pants! Those devious bastards 😛

  6. Very clever, yet something doesn’t sit well. Are there no men in these catalogues or are they just not made to take on such stupid poses?

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