This started as a blog post. It was sorta funny.
Then I realized it was funnier if I illustrated it.
So here you go. It’s a PDF. You can click on it, and stuff I made should show up! Assuming I did everything correctly. Frankly, the technical elements of this whole thing frighten me, but here’s hoping that my holiday gift to you, my readers, isn’t just a series of disappointing technical errors.
It should open this thing I made for you, with words and pictures, for free!*
It’s almost like reading a book.
Which is basically what I made, come to think of it. Except without the paper and stuff.
Happy holidays, to all of you beautiful weirdos reading this.
* I mean, I know I have that “Donate If You Like This Website” button that you can click. But this isn’t about that. It’s the holidays. If you’re reading this, you’re probably pretty broke, and I don’t want you to feel guilty. This is just a gift. Seriously. Enjoy.
EDIT: HOLY SHIT HOW DID I FORGET TO MAKE A BEYONCE REFERENCE IN HERE SOMEWHERE???!?! I’m firing myself, effective immediately.